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forrest · Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:55 pm Post subject: Spell Checker

Think I'm going to have to invest in a spell checker for some of you, after reading some recent posts Exclamation

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stormy · Torch Captain Joined: 19 Jun 2007 Posts: 158

hey! there be nothing wong with my smelling
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Burning_Torch · Torch Captain Joined: 16 Jun 2006 Posts: 173

stormy · Torch Captain Joined: 19 Jun 2007 Posts: 158

you know its a down fall of being a witch when you cant spell Laughing

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Ghoti · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject:

I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.

Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.

And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace,
Of nun eye am a wear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

That's why eye brake in two averse
Cuz Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

Shocked

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blackeyes · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:35 am Post subject:

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forrest · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:46 pm Post subject:

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Ghoti · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:08 pm Post subject:

forrest · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject:

Forrest's reply wrote:

Too rude to print Exclamation

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bhbsbird · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:47 pm Post subject:

soooooo funni.... and don't attempt to correct me Shocked

Ghoti

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lbs.me.uk · Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:13 pm Post subject:

after being told to resend an email at work because of spelling in it I sent the shorter version (seen bellow) of the ode to a spellchecker which was posted by Ghoti

Ode to the Spell Checker.
(A bit of doggerel for the computer-literate.)
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Arthur On Gnome

and this was the reply i got from my boss
Thanks for the 'Ode', However I'v had a problem reading it as the spelling is not correct !!!!

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