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9 months later9 Months Later...
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>Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up
>Jack's
>minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
>caught
>in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked
>the
>attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
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>"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
>house
>all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid
>the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
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>"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And
>if
>the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed,
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>the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the
>night.
>Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
>They
>enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
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>But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
>attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
>determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he
>had
>met on the ski weekend.
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>He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
>that
>good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
>north about 9 months ago?"
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>"Yes, I do." said Bob
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>"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
>the
>house and pay her a visit?"
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>"Well, um, yes!" Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found
>out,
>"I have to
>admit that I did."
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>"And, did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your
>name?"
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>Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry,
>buddy.
>I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
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>"She just died and left me everything."
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>(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... you
>know
>you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)
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