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From the mouths of children , from long ago !A vacuum is a large empty space where the pope lives
The Queen’s robes are trimmed with vermin
A cosmetic is something to make you sick
Elocution is how they put people to death in America
Saliva is erupted by Mount Vesuvius
A dolt is a grown up person
Beethoven composed sympathies because he went deaf
A gargoyle is what you have for a sore throat
Where the sun crosses over the equator it is called epileptic
Disraeli bought the Sewage Canal and presented it to Queen Victoria
Macaroni is a wireless set
A cipher is what you keep soda-water in
A vocation is when people go to work on their holidays
Creosote is when your father is black and your mother is white
Gender is how you tell what sex a man is
A post mortem means that you should not have died yet.
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