IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY
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> Artery......................... The study of paintings.
> Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
> Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
> Benign........................ .What you be, after you be eight.
> Caesarean Section...............A neighbourhood in Rome.
> Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
> Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
> Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
> Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
> Dilate......................... To live long.
> Enema.......................... Not a friend.
> Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
> Fibula......................... A small lie.
> Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known. Labour
> Pain.....................Getting hurt at work. Medical
> Staff.................. A Doctor's cane. Morbid.........................
> A higher offer. Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
> Node........................... I knew it.
> Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
> Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis. Post
> Operative................. A letter carrier. Recovery
> Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
> Rectum......................... Nearly killed him.
> Secretion...................... Hiding something.
> Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
> Tablet......................... A small table. Terminal
> Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
> Tumour..........................One plus one more.
> Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
> 2xCondoms.......................To be sure, to be sure
stormy
oh i cant wait to put THAT up on the other forum, due to so many irish members.
oh i cant wait to put THAT up on the other forum, due to so many irish members.