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Junior School Children writing about the Sea> >Junior School Children Writing About The Sea:
> > Priceless !!!
> >
> >
> > 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
>testicles.
> >(Kelly
> >age 6)
> > 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
> > 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you
>don't
>have
> >sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
> > 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
>Emily
> >Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
> > 5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its
>head.
> >(Billy age 
> > 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back
>with
> >crabs.
> > (Millie age 6)
> > 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
>cross
> >the
> >ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
>whistle
> >to
> >make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
>beans.
> > (William age 7)
> > I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny
>tails.
> >How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
> > 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is
>always
> >screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my
>big
> >sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy
>age
> >6)
> > 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels
>can
> >give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where
>I
> >think
> > they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
> > 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it
>makes my
> >willy small. (Kevin age 6)
> > 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two
>divers
> >can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
>(Becky
>age
> >
> > 13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she
>was
> >going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up
>her
> >fanny. (Julie age 7).
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