The English rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach immedately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, Scotland Yard forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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Jeremy Guscott stands talking to St Peter at the gates of Heaven. "I promise there are no welsh in heaven Jez," says St Peter.
Jermey enters and St Peter gives him a tour. After a few minutes they come to field when a men in red rugby jersey with 10 on the back is practising conversions from the half way line.
"But I thought you said there were no Welsh in heaven!" Guscott shouts.
"Oh," said St Peter, "that's God he just thinks he Welsh."
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Sir Richard Branson has offered to sponsor the england rugby team! The RFU declined-you cant have VIRGIN on your shirt when you get scr***d every week!!
