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The American & The Arabs**Two Arabs boarded a flight out of **** New York ****. One sat in the
window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before
take-off, an American got on and took the aisle seat.***
**After take off, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his
toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, I
think I'll get up and get a beer' No problem,' said the American,
'I'll get it for you.'**
**While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe
and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said,
'That looks good, I think I'll have one too.'**
**Again, the American obligingly went to get it and while he was
gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When
the American returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the
flight.**
**As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his
shoes and knew immediately what had happened.**
**He looked at the two Arabs and asked, 'Why does it have to be this
way?'**
**How long must this go on?**
**This fighting between our Nations?**
**This hatred?**
**This animosity?**
**This spitting in shoes and pissing in
beers?' ** ** ***
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