Hi all just to let you know about my trip to Eastbourne bonfire ... Along the promenade I met a lovely looking bird, not very big. A bit on the small side really. But she did have a nice pair of yellow legs leading up to a nice plump bum.. The costume she was wearing I thought was rather odd though, it was all white and sort of feathery. So in with my chat up line, Do you do a lot of these out meetings, she said only the ones near the coast. So I asked if I could walk along with her, she said yes and took me under her wing. We had a great night walking along the prom with Eastbourne Bonfire Society and the fireworks were fantastic, a good night was had by all. After the fireworks had finished I said would you like something to eat. She said yes please, so I went and brought fish & Chips, she ate the fish and I had the chips. Then it came to say goodbye, I said how about a kiss. She said ok. Yuckkkk. talk about fish breath, she said can I see you again. With my hand over my nose I said I don't think so, with that she flew off in a huff. So I decided to go to Newick to see if I could find another love, and there in all that mist and smoke and flares [sorry I thought there were no flares allowed in Newick? oh, I must be seeing things] was the most beautiful thing you had ever seen, thats another story?
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