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Ghoti · Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:16 am Post subject: The Scouse Vesectomy...

Old, but still funny

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong
enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife
didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it,
put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in
the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Coventry, Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Lindfield.

forrest · Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject:

I could edit that post If I wanted Laughing

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