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Ghoti
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:01 pm    Post subject: Traffic jam Reply with quote
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'

'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Forrest, LBS me, GF for PM and JD&Coke.

They're asking for a £10 million ransom.

Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'

'Most people are giving about a gallon.'
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'll give 5 gallons  Laughing  Laughing


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